❝ Alison Hendrix is in a musical ❞
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday
using the word “punny” in a joke should be punishable by death
don’t you mean punny-shable by death??
i am so angry
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dash
10/10 would read.
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Now in Theaters and IMAX.
howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo