HEHEHEHHEHEHE okay okay okay i have something really really funny to say let me figure out how to translate it to tumblr.
ms paint. okay hold on
JESUS 69!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHHA
[id: first image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled “cross”. second image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled “inverted cross”. last image has both the cross and inverted cross next to each other and is labeled “JESUS 69”. end id.]
peter wanted to be crucified upside down for this reason and this reason alone
thank you SO so much for this addition i am in love with you
what if you got on a plane and it started going down the run way and started speeding up and then it turned into the interstate and just started driving to your destination
I don’t know if it is funnier to imagine it driving very quickly or just at regular car speed
Every time a series makes the switch to being open world it’s like. Okay that’s just what you’re gonna have to be from now on huh. Like the Open World is held on such a high pedestal that once you’ve made the switch you’re never going to be allowed to make anything else. Everything just has to homogenize into this one specific gameplay loop of walking the fuck around an open space.
Evil version of myself with bad taste playing an older game with a smaller but more detailed and refined map that acts as its own elaborate puzzle and story telling device and is satisfying to progress through: “I sure do wish I had the player freedom to walk through a field aimlessly so I could find one of six types of collectibles right about now”
